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Common Sense Court nominee: Woman Sues Bieber for hearing problems

You may have heard that the latest ridiculous law suit comes from Oregon: Justin Bieber has been sued for $9 mil by a woman who claims screaming fans at a Bieber concert in 2010 destroyed her hearing! Oh my God! What did she expect?

Some time ago I mentioned an idea of my husband’s called “Common Sense Court” where frivolous/ridiculous/get-outta-here/hilarious/you’ve-got-to-be-kidding lawsuits are handled by a group of people who use common sense to resolve issues.

The harmed party in this suit says, “It was incredibly loud inside the arena thanks to Justin’s shrieking fans” and that Bieber made it “MUCH MUCH WORSE when he climbed into a heart-shaped aluminum/steel gondola which was pulled out into the crowd.” She says he “created a wave like effect of screaming by pointing into various sections of the arena. Then [he] enticed the crowd into a frenzy of screams by continuously waving his arms in a quick and upward motion.”

The woman claims that the gondola acted as a “sound conductor creating a sound blast that permanently damaged both of my ears.” As a result, she now suffers from tinnitus which causes a constant whooshing sound and pulsing which makes it hard to sleep, as well as other hearing-related damaged.

She is, of course, suing Justin Bieber, his record label and all his affiliated companies, the concert promoter, the arena . . . . and on and on, ad nauseum. There’s gotta be a buck in there somewhere.

I nominate this suit for Common Sense Court.

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7 thoughts on “Common Sense Court nominee: Woman Sues Bieber for hearing problems

  1. This woman should be thrown in jail for wasting people’s time. Any judge who allows her in court to sue should also be carted off to the Big House.

    1. Yup. She belongs in Common Sense Court, not the real judicial system, because common sense should have told her the stupid concert would be loud. I like the idea of boosting the judge, too!

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